canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

(via sorry)

baebly:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

(via encourage)

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via encourage)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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cactguy:

Opuntia microdasys / Bunny ears cactus
Ottosen Entry Garden, Desert Botanical Garden, Phoenix

(via the-moons-best-friend)

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(Source: 3cstasy, via iurp)

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via twinking)