tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

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how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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Opuntia microdasys / Bunny ears cactus
Ottosen Entry Garden, Desert Botanical Garden, Phoenix

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i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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